I don't just have brain farts... Some days my mind completely poops it's pants. To prove this, let's review a few of the less-than-intillegent things I found myself doing this week... shall we?
- This morning I drove all the way to work (about 40-some miles) without my purse.
- Yesterday I became irritated because the harmony to a song got stuck in my head. I was humming it all morning. It took me until noon to figure out it was "Happy Birthday".
- My employer has to manually fix my timecard because I forgot to "clock out" several times this week.
- I set up an appointment to go in and get my oil changed on Wednesday. I woke up early that morning and left the house early so that I could drop my car off and still get to work on time. I got in the car and drove straight to work. I didn't realize I had forgotten to go to the dealership until I was already up in my office. I had to call in and reschedule my appointment.
- It has taken me 4 days to do 5 loads of laundry because I keep forgetting about them.... and I am still not done.