So, being me, I've been getting creative in my curses. Yesterday when I was exasperated with a particular situation, I exclaimed "Holy forks and spoons!" I don't know where that one came from, but I liked it. It was very comfortable. It's definitely a keeper.
I've also began to use the word "Poop" a lot. "Oh poop!", "That's poopy" and "I don't give a poop" have become some of my "go to" phrases around the house. However, when I'm among the land of adults, I get some weird looks when I am constantly talking about poop. Which I do. Talk about poop. A lot.
I've also become fond of calling people "Dirty Hippies". I got that one from my man. One day I heard him say "Ahhh, you dirty hippie" and it just stuck. He's also fond of saying "Son of a buck" and "Poopy-sticks". There we go with the poop again. It always comes back to the poop.
I have a gal friend that likes to say "Fart-Knocker, Mother-Jumper", but that's too hard for me to pronuciate when I'm flustered or angry. I end up accidently slipping a swear word in there and then it just me sounding like I have tourrettes or something.
I really feel like there should be a thesaurus specifically to find synonyms for swear words. Or an app. Yeah.... there's got to be an app for that.
In the mean time, I guess I'll just stick with poop.